Oh, cool. Next do Elon, Cruz and Melania. Hell, throw Murdoch too while we are feeling frisky.

Also include some red food dye and shellac (confectioners glaze) made from crushed beetles or beetle excretions, respectively.

The headline alone is a trainwreck.

Brilliant. They should invest every penny into this. If they got this far without even referencing a 6th grade science book, they deserve to go under.

He is dominating the distraction game with the media. Hardly insane when it is one of the few arrows left in your quiver.

The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.