Make the next video include Donald Trump as the abuser and his own children’s faces as the babies.

Watch how fast that shit gets taken down.

Wait til he sees how many people tune in to see him executed!

He’s thinking, wow, the president was right: this is WAY harder without my thumb up his ass.

I can’t wait to see the film about this, starring Omar Epps, in theaters 2028.

He asked you why you didn’t help someone else commit a crime and you just let that shit go?

You should have been up his supervisor’s ass, with a reporter on your left and a lawyer on your right.

Not saying anything is why these fucking Nazi pigs get to keep being Nazi pigs.

“See your diapered ass in court, you child-raping traitor.”

What Jake Tapper SHOULD have said.

That’s the secret to Conservative power in America.

Step 1: Make everything illegal

Step 2: Accept bribes to overlook crimes of allies

Step 3: Punish the shit out of your opponents.

Congrats! America is now Russia, with better food and shittier fascists.

jesus fucking christ i cannot wait until he finally fucking dies.

I thought that competition was good for capitalism?

OH you meant WE have to compete with each other for resources to survive, but YOU and YOUR PROFITS are guaranteed in the Constitution?

Trump and his fucking War on Noël

The only person who could fuck this is up is George Bush: See also, Hurricane Katrina.

In my head canon, he’s a pedo but rendered essentially harmless because he is so socially inept that he can’t seal the deal.

I mean christ, he has all the money in the world, and the boys on Money Guys Rape Kids For Money Island wouldn’t take his fucking money. Imagine what an awful presence you must have if those creeps, who hang out with literal scum, can’t stomach being around you.