Oh, everyone look how cool and unique this guy is!

Ok

Tastes like sugary lawn clippings

I’ve never seen an opinion be so terribly wrong before.

If you want to make an omelette, you’re going to have to break a couple eggs. The eggs are yours, by the way. And the omelette is going to destroy your house when I cook it. And I’m not going to pay you for anything. In fact, pay me for the eggs.