I always cut my pizza into 6 slices, i feel it has the best ratio of crust and topping

With a post-it note saying “be polite, don’t hallucinate”

Maybe better name would be “The Kurt Cobain murder weapon”

Heads up, your link has your google account tied to it, prompting me to message you… You can disable that on your youtube app’s settings

Wdym expensive, steam engines run on water

I learned last week that in Ocarina of time, you can use the fishing rod to remove that fishing hole -keeper’s hat

Looks delicious

Because they like it?

_____ to America!!

I know I know, it is windows 10 though, but yea disgusting anyway

My dinner from a few weeks ago

Yea I got two little children’s platforms to put under my feet on a toilet seat at home to get that squat pose going

Cat bites are no joke, I was recently bitten by one and my arm hurt for almost two weeks. Not sure if putting on a tourniquet was the best idea, but tbf I did think I was gonna bleed to death without it, so that seemed more important than disinfection. Fortunately took only ~15min to have it seen by a doctor and get prescribed anti-biotics.

Where the fuck is my man Garfield

THIS is what its like being a MAN in this COMMUNIST POSTGENDER SOCIETY that all the LEFTISTS want!!

https://youtu.be/qmb_orzE-OY

These are the only tools i listen to