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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 29 days ago

You CAN become GREAT

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 29 days ago
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  • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Jokes on you I am forklift certified

  • Lithops@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Oh please, in the real pic he did not look like that. Thats the real one https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/PcbQZKfhve_Xm1_BaWH3eF4jsfs/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-:watermark-!popsugar-watermark.png,-5,-5,0!-/2019/06/06/818/n/1922398/4d1e4846528cfe87_BGUS_1521094_001/i/Pete-Davidson-Kate-Beckinsale.jpg

    • Kaliax@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      Yeah, it is like they AI’d Eric Andre’s face onto that pic

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      29 days ago

      This pic is more funny. Extremes usually make things more funny.

    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      I for the life of me don’t understand why people feel the need to edit photos for fake internet points.

      • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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        29 days ago

        Silly funny?

        • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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          29 days ago

          You could have literally posted the same thing without editing the photo.

          • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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            29 days ago

            Thats not silly. This photo is funny. The added edit makes it more funny by adding silly. A big part of humor is usually hyperbole.

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              29 days ago

              That picture wasn’t edited to drastically change his appearance.

              • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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                29 days ago

                You’re missing my Point

                • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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                  29 days ago

                  No I’m not, you’re “meme” is just misleading. I don’t even know why I’m talking to you. Your comment history is insane, and all you do is argue with people.

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    29 days ago

    I did watch Staplerfahrer Klaus, so I’m already halfway there.

    • Ravi@feddit.org
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      29 days ago

      You should also broaden your view with Elektriker Horst just in case

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    He snagged them, but he couldn’t hold on to them. 🤭

    • SippyCup@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      Just like forklift certification. It must be renewed every 3 years.

  • spacegoat@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Pete Davidson is worth 8 million. He’s not uber rich but he’s not just some guy.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      29 days ago

      All the women listed are considerably more rich.

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      he’s also got drug abuse problems and serious mental illness that trigger the ‘i can fix him’ instinct

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    1000004581

  • Stern@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    The trick is being funny. If you’re funny enough their eyes will be closed, if their eyes are closed, they won’t see how ugly you are.

    • DieFledermaus@feddit.org
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      28 days ago

      The trick is being kind and attentive and listening to their needs. The funny comes from your understanding of them.

    • kinther@lemmy.world
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      28 days ago

      This is the way as a less than attractive man

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    I’d forklift Pete Davidson with Ariana Grande.

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Her first husband was Michael Sheen. I think that’s her type. A dweepy looking guy with a big slong and humor. It’s like a sleeper car or sleeper pc.

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    29 days ago

    This feels even more baffling than David Spade

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      Especially since he’s gay

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        29 days ago

        Who is? Pete or David? Because I’m pretty sure it’s neither 🤣

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          29 days ago

          Sorry, looks like I came from a parallel universe where David Spade is gay.

          • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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            29 days ago

            Just one of the many Mandela effects as the Matrix gets software updates (apparently from Microsoft employees). I saw the other day that Billy Idol is going to be in concert in my town coming up. I swear dude died on an airplane of cardiac arrest or something over a decade ago.

            • jqubed@lemmy.world
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              He did a show or is scheduled to do a show near me and I thought about going, but the ticket prices were out of my price range. Good for him if he’s able to get that kind of money in his 70s!

              • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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                Yeah same. Would like to go but tickets were like $159. Sorry but that’s a tank of gas (maybe).

          • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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            29 days ago

            Is it better there?

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              29 days ago

              Yeah, David Bowie was alive and Donald Trump wasn’t president. But I think I Slidered over here in early 2016.

              • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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                29 days ago

                I’ll give you a handie if you take me and my family back with you.

                • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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                  29 days ago

                  You think I wouldn’t have already gone back if I could?

  • Malatesta@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    I’m working on it! I have my training scheduled for the 22nd

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    29 days ago

    Dude is probably hung like a horse

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      29 days ago

      The rumors are he is

    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      Grande confirmed. According to her he’s packing.

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