OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Peelemmy.worldimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
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minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
minus-squareHappy Cat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoSo thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.
I used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
So thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.