It is okay to masturbate.

Sexuality is a physiological need, not an addiction put into you through subliminal messaging (unless you’re some kind of ace). In fact, it is also good for your mental health.

*Prostate

If masturbating is good for your prostate mine is healthy af.

We all want the strate to reopen, but there’s already a wanker in charge of that.

You can also do it to help you sleep. So go fuck yourself, and good night!

Saving this. I don’t know when I’ll use it, but it’ll be worth it when the time is right.

That was a lie.