• frittoBee@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I’m on my way to my birthday party (the birthday is tomorrow). So I would try to ignore the fact that its my last day and party as hard as I can until I drop dead. But maybe it would be better to just cancel the party to save all my friends from the shock of me dying the moment they want to gratulate me.

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      3 days ago

      you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.

      you need more than a day

      also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance

      you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad

      walk up to any old lady with a bad hip

      figure out if she has Alzheimer’s

      if she does

      congratulations, you are her relative

      dig through her medicine cabinet

      look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps

      don’t actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn’t your last day