Nothing a little bit of tape can’t fix, hey look there’s some already there.
Can’t fuck their cousins and now they can’t fuck their elevators, bama in absolute shambles
cousins still allowed, hence the other sign with “go ahead and fuck your cousin, cameras are watching”
To be fair, the ‘ol Crimson Tide does have some pretty good departments and programs. Tuscaloosa and Birmingham are pretty good cities with a lot of bright and progressive people. But once you get a few miles outside of the major metro areas and their suburbs, that’s when shit changes.
Quick, follow this up with the totally legit sign in the bathrooms telling students not to jack off in the showers because it causes plumbing problems.
There was this girl back in college who wore really tight jeans. Every day. VERY tight, very revealing. Her name was Jen. She was known as Ms. Nitalia.
That’s not very handicapped accessible then.
How would she even…?
“What floor do you want?” *unzips




