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slaacaa@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

Drink up

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Drink up

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slaacaa@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days ago
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  • Stern@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    how did they grab the roach titties

    • slaacaa@lemmy.worldOP
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      Lots of soap needed

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    13 days ago

    “Regrettably, it’s true, standards have fallen…” - Jackie Treehorn

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    It was the next obvious place.

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    12 days ago

    Don’t tell this to RFK Jr.

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      Too late, he’s balls deep already.

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        Mandatory for all public school meals if they want funding. RFK Jr milks the roaches himself to ensure the highest nutritional content.

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          “RFK Jr milks the roaches himself Kid Rock to ensure the highest nutritional content.”

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    Does this mean we’re going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?

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    Made using the same method as almond milk? Patent pending, of course.

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      I personally don’t have the time or patience for this, which is why i drink oat milk, oats basically milk themselves

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    #milkmaxxing

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    Gotta suck on that cock

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    Roaches have nipples? Greg, I’m talking to you.

    How do you milk them?

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      Think milk made in the same manner as almond milk or soymilk

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    (Who remembers that banger)

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    I’m stick to oat thanks. You keep that.

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    Imagine how many cock roaches you need to milk to fill a glass

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      Just get a few fallout ones.

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        MMMMM radroach milk, tasty.

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    13 days ago

    Ewe Boll presents … Titty Roach

  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    1. milk the roaches.
    2. roast the roaches.
    3. Grind the roaches.
    4. Drip them…

    Delicious, low impact, home made drink!

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    I don’t care if it comes with a blowjob from Brett Buttler, I aint putting cockroach ANYTHING in my mouth.

    disgusting little sewer dwelling vermin.

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      Men will find a way to say something gross about a woman in the most bizarre of contexts…

      What exactly made you say this? This is a weird and rather inappropriate thing to say about someone…

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        What exactly made you say this? its rather weird to just go off topic about.

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