• TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Buy a cat. In my area most people are dog people and it’s been my experience that dog people are VEHEMENTLY dog people. The mere presence of a feline in your house will send them into fits.

    Ergo:

    The chances that a potential burglar is a dog person of this type is very high and thus having a cat will dissuade them from entry.

    or to put it another way:

    Minecraft has taught me that Creepers hate Cats.