I was at someone’s house and visitors came in with a Bernese mountain dog. I was warned beforehand that he really didn’t like men. I just thought ‘that’s ok, we’ll see’. Big pupper went around sniffing everyone, then doubled back straight to me to sit in my lap. As I sat on the ground, pretty much all I could was just, DOG. Giant. Dog. Friend of mine said ‘welp, guess you’re not a man’

Joke’s on him I’m nonbinary now lmfao

Pupper knew all along. Good dog. Thanks for transing me.